Stay the *bleep* away from my peas!

If I actually get to harvest any snow peas this class , it will be nothing short of a miracle .

Rearing them has been a battle from the start . First , think I was impudent , I decide to seed my pea seed early – interior – in the hopes of possibly glean a harvest much sooner than last year . ( It was July before I actually saw one darn pea plant on any of my plant ) . So , they get leggy , stretch too far , and got somewhat scorch by my grow light .

No worry , though , “ peas are tougher than you cerebrate ” everyone here at the position reassured me . Then I resolve to harden them off , and unknowingly result them alfresco during a torrential rainstorm . Once they stop floating , I thought it would be best to put them into the garden instantly , before I got another chance to kill them .

All was peaceful in the world of peas for a few days , until I heard a hoo-ha outside the other break of day and peer through my window to see a flock of geese plucking the seedlings out of the ground . Are you kidding me ? ! @#$%$^%$@ ! I scat out of doors , in my pajama , screaming salaciousness and lam my branch to scare the marauders out of the garden . In my rage , I failed to point out my next door neighbor standing out of doors with her small children , waiting for the bus . Do n’t think their house will be attending our Christmas party this year .

Does anyone else palpate like it ’s going to be a really long gardening season ?

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